irrelephant

Derek introduces me as his ‘ladyfriend’ to his friends because he says I’m not a ‘girl’. 

I can’t enunciate my words sometimes…so I end up sounding like a retard. :l 

truth be told, i’m kind of too lazy to have a relationship. the only one i want and can maintain is with my bed.

i only take to compliments when it’s about my outfit, hair, or makeup haha. when someone’s like, “i think you’re beautiful”, i can’t say i’m particularly flattered because it’s hard for me to believe them lol :S

i have a bad habit of swallowing my chewing gum. idk. just something after the first few seconds of popping it in my mouth and chewing it makes me wanna swallow it even though i know i shouldn’t. omg this sounds so dirty…

Facebook is the first thing I check when I wake up/get on my laptop asfghjkl; 
:l